Monthly Archives: February 2005

Memories?

“Yoinked” from fallen1384… If you read this, even if I don’t speak to you often, you must post a memory of me. It can be anything you want, it can be good or bad, just so long as it happened. … Continue reading

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No Pun in 10… #2

NASA recently sent a number of Holsteins into orbit for experimental purposes. They called it the herd shot round the world.

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What is this World coming to???

The following HORRIFYING bit of news appeared in my e-mail inbox this morning:

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No Pun in 10… #1

A vulture boarded a plane, bringing with him two dead raccoons. The stewardess stopped him and said, “Sorry sir, only one carrion per passenger.”

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The So-Called “Neiman-Marcus Cookie”

Although this is really an Urban Legend and NOT a true story as it purports to be, the question arises as to whether it is in fact a decent chocolate chip cookie recipe anyway. THIS IS A TRUE STORY! My … Continue reading

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