Yearly Archives: 2003

Conspiracy Theory: Do you think it’s a coincidence that “Valentine’s Day” and “Venereal Disease” have the same initials? News reports indicate that “VD” is now at epidemic levels throughout the world. It’s all an Evil Plot by the Florists, Candy … Continue reading →

Maybe I should learn to keep my big mouth shut? It seems that every time I open up my trap to say something about something that’s going on in my life, something subsequently happens to royally fuck things up. Usually, … Continue reading →

The Simpsons 300th episode airs February 16, 2003. To celebrate fourteen years of their favorite animated family, TV Guide catalogued the residents of Springfield, from A to Z… The Springfield Alphabet! (Making the rounds, to me courtesy my Best Friend … Continue reading →

I had a Doctor’s Appointment this morning, my three-month check-up for my blood pressure. It’s down into the good, normal range: 134/80. After my appointment, I stopped in at the grocery store where I had parked, and got some goodies— … Continue reading →

I stole this one from “Erotic Smurf”, aka sumrsnightdream: Smurf Name Generator MY Smurf Name is: M.C. Smurf Well, THAT’s boring! So tell me: Why are Smurfs blue? Because there’s only one Smurfette!

As if there hasn’t been enough hype/advertising/merchandising/shit with “Start Warts Episode One The Phantom Pantihose,” here’s a little word game you can play. —Your Jedi first name is the first three letters of your last name, followed by the first … Continue reading →

Stolen from 50_ft_queenie: The haxor handle of Xooz is “Deadly Vandal“. (WARNING: watch out for the pop-up crap! Sorry.) What’s yours? Enter your name: Now, where’s that Jedi Name thing gone…