Yearly Archives: 2003

I was chatting with someone on another list somewhere, and said this about Mauoooove, the cutest little Goth Cow you’ll ever meet! They asked if I still had the Goth Cow. Yup, and the herd has grown! A couple of … Continue reading →

Got this from 50_ft_queenie: Xoozis aToast-Eating Robot Monkey …with a Battle Rating of 7.4 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey candefeat Xooz, enter your name: We did battle; we tied…

We’ll take poutine, modify it slightly as follows, and sell it in the States in (dis)honour of the “War on Iraq”: Freedom Fries with Kentucky Fried Chicken gravy, with Cheesed Kurds and chopped up Turkey on the top!

This one is for athena_51 and her collection of FUNNY SPAM OF THE DAY: From : “Paola Wenzel” <loojis@philhellene.com> Subject : Iraqi peasant crashed an american helicopter with a rifle when he saw US Navi soldiers having his mule Date … Continue reading →

I’m at home at the moment because I’ll be working the Late Shift this week in order to accomplish some concentrated testing on the program changes I’m working on. I think it’s going to end up being a brutal day … Continue reading →

You know you’re getting old when… …you start pulling out grey hairs. You know you’re getting REALLY old when… …you start pulling out grey PUBIC hairs. You know you’re getting REALLY really old when… …you start pulling out grey pubic … Continue reading →

I thought I knew how to count, but maybe livejournal has reinvented mathematics (or uses the same method of mathematical calculation and interpretation that the Ontario Municipal Board uses for awarding a Variance to a developer when clearly the numbers … Continue reading →