Yearly Archives: 2002

I am a drinky-poo or two, mor thin i shoe, and dinner a goo, rill such a screw, new trying rhyme, better this time dinner with thyme, parsley, sage, and soaked foot. dead skunk in the middle of the roadwhere … Continue reading →

I found this on tinka’s journal… xooz probability that xooz has masturbated today: 80% xooz‘s lucky number is: 28 xooz is most like the color #17085e: username: by James

Don’t ask my why this thought came to me while I was sitting here at work, but I was wondering: “Why can’t I find a woman who has Perfect Breasts?” As I think back on my past relationships, I’ve come … Continue reading →

So there’s this dumpster in my driveway because I’m doing some more home renovations and will need to get rid of the junk from demolishing the old deck before I build the new one. And I was thinking: Wouldn’t it … Continue reading →

cybergoth had a link to this test in one of her entries. I took the test: “You are 89% Canadian. You are VERY Canadian.” I am 89% CANADIAN!!! (Take the Canadian-ness test)

So there’s this dumpster in my driveway because I’m doing some more home renovations and will need to get rid of the junk from demolishing the old deck before I build the new one. It has been a VERY BUSY … Continue reading →

Fortunately it is a long weekend and I have tomorrow off. I have what I feel is a lot of work to do around here, and I would feel bad if I didn’t get it all… or at least a … Continue reading →