Monthly Archives: August 2002

Afraid of Sex?

Another thought that came to me upon my reflection of my weird mood this afternoon: Could it be that I’m AFRAID of SEX?

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I don’t like this

I’m in a very strange mood right at the moment, and it is making me feel quite uncomfortable…

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I am a drinky-poo

I am a drinky-poo or two, mor thin i shoe, and dinner a goo, rill such a screw, new trying rhyme, better this time dinner with thyme, parsley, sage, and soaked foot. dead skunk in the middle of the roadwhere … Continue reading

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only 80%?

I found this on tinka’s journal… xooz probability that xooz has masturbated today: 80% xooz‘s lucky number is: 28 xooz is most like the color #17085e: username: by James

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Searching for Perfect Breasts

Don’t ask my why this thought came to me while I was sitting here at work, but I was wondering: “Why can’t I find a woman who has Perfect Breasts?” As I think back on my past relationships, I’ve come … Continue reading

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No Dumpster Pr0n…

So there’s this dumpster in my driveway because I’m doing some more home renovations and will need to get rid of the junk from demolishing the old deck before I build the new one. And I was thinking: Wouldn’t it … Continue reading

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I’m Canadian, eh?

cybergoth had a link to this test in one of her entries. I took the test: “You are 89% Canadian. You are VERY Canadian.” I am 89% CANADIAN!!! (Take the Canadian-ness test)

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