Author Archives: Mikey

Or maybe “Going well… NOT!” or maybe “Well, not going…” I will be going to visit my folks in the morning. Since I haven’t spoken to a certain someone to firm up the travel plans— like what time we’re supposed … Continue reading →

This picture was in today’s Toronto Sun newspaper.

Conspiracy Theory: Do you think it’s a coincidence that “Valentine’s Day” and “Venereal Disease” have the same initials? News reports indicate that “VD” is now at epidemic levels throughout the world. It’s all an Evil Plot by the Florists, Candy … Continue reading →

Maybe I should learn to keep my big mouth shut? It seems that every time I open up my trap to say something about something that’s going on in my life, something subsequently happens to royally fuck things up. Usually, … Continue reading →

The Simpsons 300th episode airs February 16, 2003. To celebrate fourteen years of their favorite animated family, TV Guide catalogued the residents of Springfield, from A to Z… The Springfield Alphabet! (Making the rounds, to me courtesy my Best Friend … Continue reading →

I had a Doctor’s Appointment this morning, my three-month check-up for my blood pressure. It’s down into the good, normal range: 134/80. After my appointment, I stopped in at the grocery store where I had parked, and got some goodies— … Continue reading →

I stole this one from “Erotic Smurf”, aka sumrsnightdream: Smurf Name Generator MY Smurf Name is: M.C. Smurf Well, THAT’s boring! So tell me: Why are Smurfs blue? Because there’s only one Smurfette!