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Wanna ream me up the @$$???

That’s what the Toyota Dealership just did today and there isn’t a thing I can do about it! It’s lease buy-out time; they saw me coming, had me by the balls (which, BTW is Chocoholic‘s job…), and I had to … Continue reading

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Ridley Memorial

Here is a quick design idea for a plaque to go in the Xoozland Memorial Garden (formerly the Rose Arbour) where Ridley is buried:

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Ramming Speed!!!

Just what I needed! (obtained from poisionedpoppy) What Is Your Battle Cry? Rampaging out of the cliffs, swinging a burning branch, cometh Xooz2! And he gives a spectacular roar: “I’m going to use you like a hand puppet!!” Find out!Enter … Continue reading

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Baseball is going to the dogs…

…and now it’s time for the dogs to go to baseball! I was sitting at my desk at the office yesterday afternoon when my older brother called to say he had an extra ticket to the Blue Jays and thought … Continue reading

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Healing…

I’m walking around the office in a bit of a daze today (they don’t give Bereavement Leave when someone’s pet dies… Why not?) trying to put the pieces of my heart back together. Fortunately, both of my bosses (one for … Continue reading

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Summer of Death?

What is it about Death, and why does it seem to be haunting me so this summer? This summer? Try this month! Earlier this month, a favourite aunt of mine was tragically killed in a traffic accident. It hit me … Continue reading

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R.I.P. Ridley

It is with an extremely heavy heart and much sadness that I report the death of my dear friend Ridley (Scott) Budgie. I held Ridley in my hand and comforted him as he died peacefully this morning at 8:20 a.m. … Continue reading

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