Author Archives: Mikey

NASA recently sent a number of Holsteins into orbit for experimental purposes. They called it the herd shot round the world.

The following HORRIFYING bit of news appeared in my e-mail inbox this morning:

A vulture boarded a plane, bringing with him two dead raccoons. The stewardess stopped him and said, “Sorry sir, only one carrion per passenger.”

Although this is really an Urban Legend and NOT a true story as it purports to be, the question arises as to whether it is in fact a decent chocolate chip cookie recipe anyway. THIS IS A TRUE STORY! My … Continue reading →

That is to say that I no longer am suffering the horrible effects of whatever disease I had fallen to just prior to and over the weekend. That is to say that I no longer have a body temperature of … Continue reading →

BORED… SICK… TIRED… THAT about sums up my day so far, which seems to be going VERY SLOWLY. I think I’ll take tomorrow off work and stay home in bed. Unfortunately, Chocoholic won’t be able to do the same, so … Continue reading →

No surprise this one came from jenesaisquoi_… Your LJ Strip Club by ScreamingDolai username The type of joint you run Classy, clean place even militant feminists patronizeTopless only, you demure thing youCelebrity hot spot where Drew Barrymore might make a … Continue reading →