Ding-dong! The witch is dead!

Glinda:
Come out, come out, wherever you are
And meet the young lady who fell from a star
She fell from the sky, she fell very far
And Kansas she says is the name of the star

Munchkins: Kansas she says is the name of the star

Glinda:
She brings you good news, or haven’t you heard
When she fell out of Kansas a miracle occurred

Dorothy:
It really was no miracle
What happened was just this:
The wind began to switch, the house to pitch
And suddenly the hinges started to unhitch
Just then, the witch, to satisfy an itch
Went flying on her broomstick thumbing for a hitch

Munchkin Man: And oh, what happened then was rich

Munchkins:
The house began to pitch, the kitchen took a slitch
It landed on the wicked witch in the middle of a ditch
Which was not a healthy situation for the wicked witch
The house began to pitch, the kitchen took a slitch
It landed on the wicked witch in the middle of a ditch
Which was not a healthy situation for the wicked witch
Who began to twitch, and was reduced to just a stitch
Of what was once the wicked witch

Munchkin 1:
We thank you very sweetly
for doing it so neatly

Munchkin 2:
You’ve killed her so completely
That we thank you very sweetly

Glinda:
Let the joyous news be spread
The wicked, old witch at last is dead

Munchkins:
Ding-dong! The witch is dead
Which old witch? The wicked witch
Ding-dong! The wicked witch is dead
Wake up you sleepyhead
Rub your eyes, get out of bed
Wake up! The wicked witch is dead
She’s gone where the goblins go
Below – below – below. Yo-ho!
Let’s open up and sing and ring the bells out
Ding Dong, the merry-oh! Sing it high, sing it low
Let them know the Wicked Witch is dead.

Mayor:
As mayor of the Munchkin City
In the county of the land of Oz
I welcome you most regally

Judge:
But we’ve got to verify it legally
To see…

Mayor: To see…

Judge: If she…

Mayor: If she…

Judge: Is morally, ethically

Munchkin 1: Spiritually, physically

Munchkin 2: Positively, absolutely

Munchkin Men: Undeniably, and reliably dead

Coroner:
As Coroner, I vocifer
I thoroughly examined her
And she’s not only merely dead
She’s really most sincerely dead

Mayor:
Then this is a day of independence
For all the munchkins and their descendants

Munchkin 1: If any!

Mayor:
Yes, let the joyous news be spread
The wicked old witch at last is dead

Munchkins:
Ding-dong! The witch is dead
Which old witch? The wicked witch
Ding-dong! The wicked witch is dead
Wake up, you sleepyhead
Rub your eyes, get out of bed
Wake up! The wicked witch is dead
She’s gone where the goblins go
Below – below – below. Yo-ho!
Let’s open up and sing and ring the bells out
Ding Dong, the merry-oh! Sing it high, sing it low
Let them know the Wicked Witch is dead!

Lullaby League:
We represent the Lullaby League
The Lullaby League, the Lullaby League
And in the name of the Lullaby League
We wish to welcome you to Munchkin Land

Lollipop Guild:
We represent the Lollipop Guild
The Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild
And in the name of the Lollipop Guild
We wish to welcome you to Munchkin Land

Munchkins:
We welcome you to Munchkin Land
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Munchkin 1: From now on you’ll be history

Munchkin 2: You’ll be his…

Munchkin 3: You’ll be his…

Munchkin 4: You’ll be history

Munchkin 1:
And we will glorify your name
You will be a bust…

Munchkin 2: Be a bust…

Munchkin 3: Be a bust…

All:
In the hall of fame
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