What kind of Horoscope is this?
“CANCER — June 22 – July 22
Share meal with lonely friend. Only the wise will understand the needy one. Flashing lights can hypnotize.”
So let’s analyze these one at a time, shall we?
Share meal with lonely friend. As near as I can figure, I don’t have any lonely friends. Except for me, maybe, since all my friends are either too fricking busy with their own Little Soap Operas, or have gone out of town on vacation!
Only the wise will understand the needy one. Well, thanks for the statement of the obvious. Where’s Mahatma Gandi when you need him?
Flashing lights can hypnotize. Give me that Hypmotizing Boogie… Help, help, I’m going into epileptic shock from those flashing lights…
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