Here’s some Crazy Thoughts, kind of in the same vein as Steven Wright. Some examples…

• In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
• If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?
• Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?
• If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?