B-R-C is back from Winnipeg, and in need of a little cheering up. In a fit of excruciating boredom, I found the following for her. (The significance for us to this particular list is that we got together because I had built the deck at my house, she had a deck at her house that needed repairs, and I offered to come over to have a look at her deck for her.)

Dave Letterman’s Top Ten Handyman Pick-Up Lines
(from Monday, July 14, 1997)

10. Come to Home Depot often?
9. Need anything nailed?
8. I once installed a shampoo shelf for Fabio
7. I’m very good at tongue-and-groove work
6. I’m not really a handyman, I’m actually a TV star worth millions of dollars
5. Wanna get lathed?
4. Come over to `this old house’ and help me get out of `these old pants’
3. Great spice rack!
2. You turn my two-by-four into a four-by-eight
1. It’s tool time!

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