1. Working too hard?
It’s a sad state of affairs when I’m being so productive at work that I don’t have time to goof off! It’s terrible, just terrible, I tell you!
2. Hotmail or Junkmail?
It’s a sad state of affairs when the majority of my e-mail is spam.
Well, there’s egg and bacon; egg, sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam, tomato and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg and spam; spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.
PLEASe! I do NOT have ANY need for Viagara! Nor do I want to see nubile pregnant lesbian teenage cheerleaders taking on the entire football team and their mascot in the back seat of a ’57 Chevy with Tuck-and-Roll upholstery that they paid for with the savings of switching to an internet mortgage! Really! (hehehehehe)
It probably wouldn’t be quite so bad except that all of the sites they point you to are nothing more than pages of links to other sites which pop-up in a new browser window– and then open up six others when you try to close them!– then ask for your credit card number and don’t show you anything good anyway…
Maybe there’s an e-mail guru out there who can help me figure out what to do about all this damn spam? I’ve heard you can do something with the .procmail file on your shell account, but I haven’t found sufficient explanation/training yet.
