The Simpsons 300th episode airs February 16, 2003. To celebrate fourteen years of their favorite animated family, TV Guide catalogued the residents of Springfield, from A to Z… The Springfield Alphabet!
(Making the rounds, to me courtesy my Best Friend Pat)
In a train car there were a Canadian, an American, a spectacular-looking blonde, and a frightfully awful-looking, fat lady.
After several minutes of the trip, the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the American had a big red slap mark on his cheek.
- The blonde thought: “That American son of a bitch wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face.”
- The fat lady thought: “This dirty old American laid his hands on that blonde and she smacked him.”
- The American thought: “That fucking Canadian put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me.”
- The Canadian thought: “I hope there is another tunnel soon so I can smack that stupid American again.”
