I hate spam. I really hate spam.
I’m working on a way to retaliate against spam. So far, I have SEVEN mailboxes of spam, with 1,000 messages in each one. At some point, when I figure out how to do it, I’m going to harvest those e-mail addresses, put them on web pages on my web site, and wait for the spam-sucking robots to come and collect the names. THEN they’ll start spamming each other! And if some or most of the addresses are pure garbage, at least their mail systems will have to take on the extra load to handle all the bouncing messages. (I only hope it won’t cause too much of an additional hardship to the internet in general!)
In the meantime, I received one piece of spam that made me chuckle, if only for the earnestness of its pleading message! Here is an excerpt for your dining and dancing pleasure. (BTW, the warning at the top is THEIRS!)
****WARNING***** The next section of this email contains graphic material which may not be suitable for squeamish individuals.
Let’s talk stools.
The stool tells you a lot about your colon health. If it’s dark brown in color, and it sinks, and it stinks, that’s not good. And don’t feel bad, that’s the way most people are. What you want to see is light brown color, which means it’s full of fresh bile from the liver, very mild odor, and a stool that floats. We’re talking low-density here folks. The more compaction you have the darker the color and the faster it sinks. Compaction is not good. Also, moving bowels should be SIMPLE. If the veins are popping out of your neck and you feel like your doing the bench press, you NEED to cleanse your colon.
It is to laugh!
