Have you caught any of the new season of "24"? I went to bed early last night, but B-R-C’s report to me was that "Jack Bauer was not dead after all."
The following takes place between 3:00 p.m. and 4:00 p.m.: CART DRIVER: Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead!... TERRORIST: Here's one -- $50,000. JACK BAUER: I'm not dead! DRIVER: What? TERRORIST: Nothing -- here's your fifty grand. JACK BAUER: I'm not dead! DRIVER: Here -- he says he's not dead! TERRORIST: Yes, he is. JACK BAUER: I'm not! DRIVER: He isn't. TERRORIST: Well, he will be soon, he's been poisoned, shot, electrocuted... JACK BAUER: I'm getting better! TERRORIST: No, you're not -- you'll be stone dead in a moment. DRIVER: Oh, I can't take him like that -- it's not proper procedure. JACK BAUER: I don't want to go in the cart! TERRORIST: Oh, don't be such a baby. DRIVER: I can't take him... JACK BAUER: I feel fine! ...
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