This is NEWS??

Cumming up on today’s edition of Who the Fuck Cares?…

• Aguilera proud of pregnant belly
• Anna Nicole inquest goes on
• Baby girl Spice power
• Beyonce’s sister releases album
• Britney Spears in the hot seat
• Britney Spears Misses Her Deposition
• Broody Katie Holmes
• Celeb Lunchboxes
• Christina Aguilera Proud of Her Pregnant Belly
• Cindy staying clothed
• Duff does her homework
• Ellen Page on Juno
• Emma Bunton Is On Crutches
• Gallery: Favourite Bond girls
• Get sick of Depp? Inconceivable!
• Gwen Stefani Contributing to a Good Cause
• Hilary Swank’s vitamin addiction
• Jennifer Lopez Expecting Twins
• Jessica Alba pregnant
• Johnny Depp’s fame fatigue
• Kate Moss’ unwanted attention
• Kiefer Sutherland’s prison support
• Leonardo DiCaprio’s gambling refusal
• Lock of Lennon’s hair for sale
• Mary-Kate Olsen’s Brother love
• New Album By Erykah Babu
• New Album By Solange Knowles
• New Album Panic! At The Disco
• New Naomi phone news
• New starlet addiction?
• Nomad Uma Thurman
• Pamela Anderson’s reality show
• Paris strips off for wine
• Renée Zellweger’s weight worries
• Rihanna Does Not Want to Let Her Fans Down
• Smith’s school
• Tom wants to work with Will
• Tony Parker cheat accusation
• Twin-pez?
• Uma’s still got it
• Vanessa Hudgens stands by her man
• What’s Britney in trouble for now?
• White Stripes may never tour again
• White Stripes May No Longer Be Touring
• Winehouse visits jailed hubby

I am **SO** fed up with this fascination with “celebrities”!!