Oh, Where? Oh, Where?

Has anybody been wondering where I’ve been lately? Does anybody really care?

If you answered “No!” to either of those questions, then I am NOT giving you my NEW ADDRESS AND PHONE NUMBER!! For you see, over the past month, B-R-C and I BOUGHT A HOUSE!!!

Just in case you didn’t hear me, let me repeat myself:

[Details to follow when I regain internet access]