It is a mistake to go on Google Language Tools in the middle of the day when you’re just a wee bit bored with the Technical Specification Document you happen to be writing.
My Digression: Stupidify your life! Take a piece written in English, use Google tools to translate it into German, take the result and translate that into French, then take that result and translate it into English. Do the same in the opposite direction.
ORIGINAL ENGLISH:
New writing (untitled) — You come towards me in your exquisite blackness all shimmering PVC or leather or lace with an evil twinkle in your eyes and a devious smile on your face and I think ooh I want to fuck you fuck you hard and fuck you right fuck you long into the night but sadly true I know it’s lame but I’m much to shy (it’s my claim to fame) to say it so I just sit in the corner and smile sweetly drooling into my beer.
Stupidify Eng-Germ-Fren-Eng:
* new letter (untitled) — you to come in direction zu to me in your excellent degree from all shimmering PVC, or leather or the top with bad Twinkle in your eye and a forgery smile on your face and to think me ooh, which I you Arschloch you strong Arschloch to wish and you Arschloch to correct you Arschloch the long in night, but sad right knowledge I, who this blade, but I much shy (this my famous requirement), for it saying it to be necessary, therefore I right in the corner and to smile soft, drooling in my beer.
Stupidify Eng-Fren-Germ-Eng:
New writing (untitled), you come toward I into their exquise blackness whole PVC shimmering or the leather or the tying lacing with bad sparkling in your eyes and a smile, which were rerouted on your face and me, think ooh, which I want to make to you go foutre you making go foutre hard and you making go foutre correct it you foutre long time at the night making go, but sadly truely white I that it is lame, but I am much to introduce (it is my complaint at the reputation), around it to say in such a way I set just in the corner and mouse gentiment drooling in my beer.
