For years, I’ve had a “Bimbo Calendar” hanging on the wall over my computer in my office at home. Some years it was Playboy Playmates, or it was your generic Bikini Babes, or perhaps the Hooter Girls. You get the idea.
Now that B-R-C has moved in, she doesn’t like my “Bimbo Calendar,” even though she doesn’t spend much time in there. (Actually, she can’t even get INTO the room since we started doing some organization in other areas of the house and my office became a dumping ground for stuff I have to go through.)
So I made a deal with her. I would stop getting “Bimbo Calendars” if SHE would agree to pose for me to make a personalized calendar for my office wall. She agreed, perhaps reluctantly, or perhaps not realizing exactly the kind of pictures I wanted! heh heh heh
Anyway, NOW I have to come up with some ideas for the pictures. Here are some I’ve thought of so far.
- January:
- February: Valentine’s Day, dressed as a box of chocolates.
- March:
- April: Showers, wearing nothing under a see-through plastic raincoat.
- May: Flowers, lying on the bed covered in flower petals.
- June:
- July:
- August: Summer Fun, wearing an itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny (yellow polka-dot or otherwise) bikini.
- September: Back to School, wearing a Naughty SchoolGirl outfit.
- October: Hallowe’en, wearing her Spiderweb Princess dress.
- November: Her Birthday, wearing her Birthday Suit.
- December: Hanukkah, nekkid behind a menorah of lighted candles. (Although she might look cute in a Santa’s Helper outfit, she’d never agree to something XXXmas themed!)
Let me know what you think we should do for poses. Unfortunately, I won’t be able to share the pictures with you, unless you happen to visit the house and wander into my office!
Oh, and if SHE decides she won’t pose for me, I guess I’ll have to find someone or someones who will!?
