The “Three Things” Thing

Because I’m at the office and feeling just a little bit sick…

I got this one from todiefordesigns…

THREE THINGS I AM WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Grey Ralph Lauren Polo sweater
2. Stinky old blue-gold cords
3. Hiking boots

THREE THINGS YOU HAVE BOUGHT RECENTLY:
1. Coloured pencils made from sticks (Way cool Hanukkah prezzie for Chocoholic. I can’t think of anything else which fits her better… she’s Woodsy AND Artsy!)
2. Fish-shaped chop stick holders
3. Mandarin oranges

THREE THINGS ON YOUR DESK
1. Computer
2. Photos of my sweetie (in a cow frame!) and of my niece and nephew
3. Rubber snake with an Easter egg in its mouth (sitting on top of the monitor)

THREE THINGS YOU CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT
1. Tea
2. Land
3. Access to fresh water

THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE:
1. Publish a book (or two or three) of my work (poetry, photos, etc.)
2. Take photos of nekkid womens
3. Go scuba diving with Chocoholic

THREE GOOD WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY
1. Spiritual
2. Intelligent
3. Giving

THREE PARTS OF MY HERITAGE
1. Small town Ontario
2. Jewish
3. Eastern European

THREE THINGS I LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
1. My brain (does that count?)
2. My legs
3. My, um, penis

THREE THINGS I DON’T LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
1. My stomach
2. My butt (though Chocoholic says she likes it)
3. My hair

THREE THINGS PEOPLE DON’T KNOW ABOUT ME
[How am I supposed to know what people don’t know about me?? My Life is an open book. Maybe TOO open!]

THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST
1. “Excuse you?”
2. “What part of [insert item or situation here] did you not understand?”
3. “Get the fuck off my road, asshole!” (while driving)

THREE PLACES I WANT TO GO
(with Chocoholic)
1. (Back to) New Orleans
2. (Back to) Australia
3. (Back to) Cape Breton Island, and maybe cycle the Cabot Trail!

THREE NAMES I GO BY
[Answers declined for privacy purposes]

THREE SCREENNAMES I HAVE HAD
1. Xooz
2. MunDane
3. Darryl Stephenson

THREE THINGS YOU WISH YOU NEVER DID
1. Break up with Caroline in university
2. That thing that caused the Wrongful Dismissal suit (and that’s all the info I’m LEGALLY allowed to give!)
3. Not listen to my better judgement the morning after a Fetish night (and that’s ALL the info you’re gonna get!!)