bunny_babe was “bored bored bored…”, and so am I, so… Hey, look! A survey!
(Actually using zexos‘s additions.)
( ) i never have been drunk
( ) i never have smoked pot
( ) i never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
( ) i never have kissed a member of the same sex
(x) i never crashed a friend’s car
(x) i never have been to japan
( ) i never rode in a taxi
(x) i never had anal sex
( ) i never enjoyed it [which it are we talking about here?]
( ) i never have been in love
( ) i never had sex
( ) i never have had sex in public [How public is “public”? Does doing it in the same room as her little brother count as “public”?]
( ) i never have been dumped
( ) i never shoplifted
( ) i never have been fired
( ) i never have been in a fist fight [but I think I was more on the receiving end…]
(x) i never had a threesome
( ) i never snuck out of my parents’ house
(x) i never have been tied up (sexually)
(x) i never have been caught masturbating
( ) i never pissed on myself
(x) i never had sex with a member of the same sex
(x) i never have been arrested
( ) i never made out with a stranger
( ) i never stole something from my job
(x) i never celebrated new years in time square
( ) i never went on a blind date
( ) i never lied to a friend
( ) i never had a crush on a teacher
(x) i never celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans
( ) i never been to Europe [England is part of Europe, isn’t it?]
( ) i never skipped school
(x) i never slept with a co-worker
(x) i never cut myself on purpose
(x) i never had sex at the office
(x) i never got married
(x) i never got divorced
(x) i never had children
( ) i never ate a peeled grape
( ) i never set a plant on fire
(x) i never used a needle on myself
( ) i never caused a car accident
(x) i never put myself in uneccessary danger
(x) i never pet a monkey [but I DID hold a koala!]
Caveat: “Never” is a long time! Some of the events indicated happened a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away!
