Well, I’ve had what I would consider a productive day here at the old Bump-and-Grindstone! It doesn’t happen all that often, but when it does, it feels great. There’s no better way to go home at the end of a gruelling week than to have it end on a quite accomplished note.
I think the only thing that could make it a better ending to a week is to have a cute babe crawl under my desk and give me a blow job while I finish writing a few notes. Yeah, like that is going to happen!
(It almost happened once a bunch of years ago when I was working somewhere else. I was on a date late Saturday night and had to stop into the office for some reason, so I took my date with me. There was practically nobody in the office; just the operations guys in the computer room, the security guard downstairs in the lobby, and us. She was feeling a bit frisky and was goofing around, so she suggested crawling under my desk to take care of business while I was taking care of MY business. I chickened out, being too afraid of getting caught in a “compromising position.” It’s a good thing I did, because not two minutes after she came up with the idea we heard the door to the computer room open and one of the operations guys came out. My desk was in a cubicle pod right by the door, so there’s no way he would have missed what was going on!)
And on that happy note, I think it’s time to get my big fat ugly butt out of here before I miss yet another bus home!
