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Links to The Jourardian Web Edition.
The Zero Card is a newsletter from Badinage Publications about "things gothic, the occult, fetishism, and related subjects."

General and Miscellaneous Stuff

Blood Alcohol Concentration Charts. (Written as an exercise in HTML table creation.)
Say What? A collection of interesting comments taken entirely out of context. "Everything you say will be taken out of context and used against you in a court of law."
A catalog of Mike's extensive Video Collection. Yes, I own every one of the tapes listed here!
Are you safe to approach today? Or will you tear their head off at the least provocation? Help your friends know with the Mood Scale by Mike Jourard. Now they can see at a glance...
Life’s Golden Rules, according to Ann Landers.
Who are you? Here's a list of questions.
Please feel free to visit the web site for Dale Streiman and Kurz, barristers and solicitors, one of Badinage Publications' web development clients. We'd be happy to see what we could do for your web site!
Exploring the Dark Side: Visit the Toronto Goth Tourism Board.
Are you moving? Here's our family's Traditional House Warming Package.
What's happening at home? Check out the Xoozland News!

Literature and Artistic Endeavours

"Welcome to my World": an editorial by Mike Jourard, from the Loyalist College Pioneer, 1982.
The Windows Wallpaper .BMP Collection, featuring photography by Mike Jourard.
Literature: “The Story of Morning Glory and The Bunny” by Mike Jourard.
Solitary Confinement, a column written by Mike Jourard for The Leisure Times, the Single Gourmet Newsletter, November, 1989.

Recipes and Food Stuffs

What’s on the Menu at the Hungry Caterpiller Café?
Hungry? How about some Chocolate Fettuccine for dessert? Here's the recipe!
It's amazing what kids will eat. Here's the recipie for a Triple Decker Super Blooper Sandwich.
When I made Skye’s Tamale Pie for a special Birthday dinner for a friend, it received rave reviews.
For dessert, we have Black Forest Trifle, a recipe developed for a net.goth Winter Solstice Party in December, 1996.

Net Gleanings

A commentary on the Quebec Referendum issue. (Ok, so it's an old issue, but still...)
A list of Abbreviations used on the Internet.
Important tips on how to impress a woman.
Understand the value of a College Education.
Conspiracy Theory in the Lincoln and Kennedy assassinations. Mystery, statistical coincidence, or alien plot? You be the judge.
Let's face it — English is a crazy language.
A story from the Depths of Hell.
There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where several people are stranded. (NOTE: This is a multiple ethnic joke, and may be offensive to some. But it's just a joke!)
Age is a Funny Thing. (I think this is an old George Carlin piece, but I'm not sure.)
How about a whole bunch of Jewish jokes?
Here's some more jokes, including why Men are so simple.

New Stuff...

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And because you've been so patient, here's some actual new stuff
— Solitary Confinement, a column written by Mike Jourard for The Leisure Times, the Single Gourmet Newsletter:
- from January, 1990.
- from February, 1990.
- from April, 1990.
- from May, 1990.

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