Subject: Ethnic Island
Date: 11/29/98 09:19
From: Eric Poulin (

There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where the 
following people are stranded:
     2 Italian men   and 1 Italian woman
     2 French men    and 1 French woman
     2 German men    and 1 German woman
     2 Greek men     and 1 Greek woman
     2 English men   and 1 English woman
     2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
     2 Swedish men   and 1 Swedish woman
     2 Irish men     and 1 Irish woman

One month later on this beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere:

* 1 Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman.

* The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily together in a 
  "menage a trois".

* The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate 
  with the German woman.

* The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is 
  cleaning and cooking for them.

* The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English 

* The Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean, one look at the woman
  and started swimming.

* The two Swedish men are contemplating the virtues of suicide while the 
  woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own and the true nature
  of feminism.  But at least it's not snowing and the taxes are low.

* The Irish began by dividing their island Northside-Southside and setting 
  up a distillery. They don't remember if sex is in the picture, cause it 
  gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut-whiskey, but at 
  least they know the English aren't getting any...

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